Panama Political Scandals and Events

Many are saying, 'Boquete is modern.' The same old people with their outdated ideologies in Panama have come out to defend 'Banana' Maduro, but they don't say a damn thing about the political prisoners the regime still holds in its most unsanitary dungeons. 'The Madman' is giving instructions to the RM deputies to support the legislative initiative that seeks to eliminate the lifetime bodyguards for former presidents from the SPI. Good Lord! It's being said that at the Flowers and Coffee Fair, there weren't just roses and good coffee… the miners marked their territory; they arrived with models, artificial intelligence avatars, and even screens on the main stages. She knows that all her escapades and the machinations she used to screw with the 'enemies' of the current power will be exposed. The Judicial Branch announced that the ordinary hearing for the Odebrecht case will be broadcast live on its YouTube channel, starting at 9:00 a.m. Buy your sodas and popcorn. 'Professor' Argote continued to throw flowers at the government over the weekend. A joker wonders if Baloisa now has the courage to interpret the law as she should, without the evil influence that brought her from Chiriquí to screw with 'The Madman.' A joker assures me that the one praying the most for the Odebrecht hearing to be cancelled is Isolda, the 'prosecutor' during Cachaza's time. Did she have a fight with Lombanita? SENAFRONT carried out the launch of Operation 'Steel Shield,' aimed at territorial control, reconnaissance, maritime interdiction, and community integration, in inter-institutional coordination. Dino assures that in his administration, mafias operating within the Social Security (CSS) are falling. We want names! You may be interested. Have you heard? A joker wonders if Baloisa now has the... January 12, 2026. Have you heard? A joker wonders how long the channel... January 08, 2026. Have you heard? At the meeting held before the Municipal Council... January 07, 2026. Have you heard? The blunder of the monument's demolition... January 06, 2026. Have you heard? A joker remembered that 'Banana' Maduro uninstalled... January 05, 2026. Neftalí, Juan Harvard's puppet, says that the analysis of the Airbnb-type rental regulating bill 301 done by the AI assistant Grok is much more balanced than that of many know-it-alls who abound on X. A joker told the deputy to just put Grok in the Assembly. A liver hook! Juan Diego says that Irma's mayoral administration hasn't received a single cent from the Government, and the only support is from the Sanitation Authority in garbage collection. I wonder if the Harvard boy has asked how much the Sanitation Authority is costing to move all its machinery and personnel to 'cover up' the blunder of his little friend. Speaking of San Miguelito, the Sanitation Authority has collected over 5 million 500 thousand pounds of waste in the district in nine days of the operation. I'm told that Cachaza doesn't like the idea, although the saying goes well: whoever is afraid, let them buy a dog. He says that entering Mercosur was a huge success. Just you see!