In Panama, a scandal is brewing: a representative of a district is being accused of workplace harassment. One critic jokes that if this is true, there won't be enough jail cells for everyone during the upcoming carnivals. Rumors are circulating that a prosecutor from the East Panama area assaulted a subcommissioner of the Senafront police during the Chepo festivities. It is also reported that imports from Colombia at ridiculously low prices are destroying the national production. In the legislative body, there is a move to establish a framework of ethics, transparency, and good governance in public universities, an initiative already known as the "Unachi Law".
In Cuevita, a neighborhood in Panama, they are discussing a law to legalize a program for exchanging weapons, ammunition, and explosives for "biyuyo" (likely a code name for something). There are growing opinions that Blandoncito has an obsessive-compulsive fixation with the current mayor. The city also demands that a certain building be turned into a museum, restaurant, hostel, or any other thing... What will they think at the ACP (Panama Canal Authority)? Mulino's decision not to allow European companies to participate in public tenders, after the EU decided to keep Panama on its discriminatory lists, has drawn applause from various sectors, except from those who are always looking for the fifth leg.
In January 2026, there was a 25% decrease in homicides compared to the same period the previous year. Rumors are circulating about the "Taylor Swift of Sal de las Redes," who does not like people assuming her gender because she does not feel like a man or a woman, and is reportedly behind the calls for "Therians"—humans who identify with or believe they are animals. Those who are teaching what they shouldn't should play it smart. Why might that be? Deputies want to classify exhibitionism as a crime and incorporate it into the Penal Code. Could it be that this initiative excites the hooligans? A lawyer from Cuevita tells me that there is a bill to raise the tariff on panela or raspadura (unrefined cane sugar). A "vidajena" from Cuevita tells me they are trying to pass a law to guarantee that taxpayers have free parking in public offices when they go for in-person attention.
It's terrible, "El Ñato". A Panamanian tourist was complaining because the floating crane Titan, which is out of service in the Panama Canal, is being left to deteriorate. Oh, my father! Go clarify that situation, "Lucho"! A "jodedor" tells me that Blandoncito did not enjoy the carnivals because he was busy with Mayer's activities.
